This is the best thing I have seen all day
"your crush is walking by!"
"everyone act natural"
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.
this girl deserves an oscar
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
finally a career for me
Girl: u like horror games?
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
the only sport you’ll see me playing